His name is Louie, you know him as Souly and I thought it was time he had his own post.
Please note I have kept it as honest as possible, some words may have been changed to protect the eyes of the young and the many.
Hey Baba, how you doing?
Are you ready for these questions?
go on then.
Why don’t you start a blog?
It doesn’t interest me.
What was the last thing you ate?
If you could eat anything in the world right now what would it be?
*Something wildly inappropriate*…. hmm anything in the world? Surf n turf with premium lobster and fillet steak and the creamiest of mashed potato…uh…and with a Dr pepper
Cos’ I like dr pepper …. WAIT…. followed by … uh…. a giant cookie and endless supply of gooey brownies with gelato ice cream yaaay…
Why is it funny? That would be hella good.
Whats your favourite thing about me?
When you’re quiet….
Not really :P… um… you’re affectionate and snuggly.
Why do you always rush me out of shops?
Cos’ you’re boring and take too long.
What shampoo are you currently using?
Dr organic argan … hold on let me get it up…. *looks on phone* Moroccan argan oil shampoo and I highly recommend it….
What are you buying me for Christmas?
I dunno yet.
Me: What do u think you’ll be buying me?
What was the last thing you wrote?
My signature when I collected my parcel.
What was the last thing you read?
Uh…was…*sigh*….hold on… I brite conjunctivoplasty consumer report FAQ
What are you currently watching on TV?
Only fools and horses.
Who is your favourite character and why?
Del boy because he is hilarious and the epitome of good English humour.
What celebrity do people say you look like?
Johnny Depp and Russel brand … oh … and Ronnie Radke *smiles*
Me: What about that footballer?
Oh and Naymar.
If we could hop on a plane right here, right now, where would you choose to go?
Iceland to see the northern lights and to experience a weird, different culture.
Salvador Dali or Max Ernst?
Dalí cos’ i’ve only ever seen one painting by Max Ernst so it’s an unfair competition, but the one painting [The Elephant Celebes] I saw was very cool, but it’s not enough to out do Dalí.
What was the last song you listened to?
Taylor Swift – Superman
What is in your bag?
Just a bunch of tablets….
Me: Show us…
*Louie is reluctant…. but I persuade him.*
Paracetamol, mebeverine, an organic lip balm, snow fairy solid perfume, two gothic rings, a lovenote from Tron [me], an inhaler and some ear plugs.
Banette cos’ she’s super cute and creepy and I want one.
Would you rather fly through the Bermuda triangle or bathe in the Citarum river?
Both…. no, not really…. Bermuda triangle cos’ the other ones icky and if I go through the Bermuda triangle I might end up like the TV show Lost.
Who would play you in a movie and why?
Me: Who’s Chris Rock?
Louie: A black guy
Me: Johnny Depp?
Louie: He’s too old.
Me: You’re old.
Louie: Fluff off! *laughs*
Me: come on just pick someone….
Louie: Helena Bonham Carter.
Me: Who the hell is that?
Louie: Google her.
Me: Oooooh I love her….
Louie: Or Al Pacino when he was young.
Me: But your not Italian…
Louie: But I look Italian.
Italian or indian food?
Me: Pick one.
Italian, sorry red forte. [Our favourite Indian Restaurant]
A slightly over done creme brulee or slightly cold molten chocolate lava cake with Madagascan vanilla ice cream?
Would you rather wear wet socks for the rest of your life or only be able to wash your hair once a year?
Wash my hair once a year…bring on the dreads!
Me: Haha! You’d hate it.
Louie: But id hate wearing wet socks…..
*I can’t breathe for laughing.*
Thanks Baba that was as funny as it was informative. 🙂
*Five minutes later*
Louie: I wanna redo the Johnny Depp question.